I'm Really Really Graceful...

I'm pretty talented, if I do say so myself.  However, that talent seems to lie more in "how much can I hurt myself in one day" rather than, say, dancing or walking :P

I went to Cirque du Soleil a few years back and was just today perusing videos of the show I saw.  This girl is pretty much the polar opposite of me (she's ACTUALLY very graceful) and, boy, do I wish I could do what she does (I did always want to run away and join the circus):